Michael Sullivan has been a house painter, a copy salesman, an obituary writer, a baby wrangler for a photographer, an actor, a singer, a music teacher for toddlers, a construction worker, a stockboy at a drug store, a deli worker, a reporter and editor, a psychiatric nurse, and this is since Tuesday!
All fine and interesting but let's face it, if you're here you're looking to see if this fella can actually write. Or maybe if you can actually read. I can't help with the last one. Well, maybe. Let's try.
"winkleshpin"
Could you read that? Do you know what it means? If so, please email me. It just came into my head and I'm dying to know what I'm saying.

So this guy Michael's been writing forever. He's written for newspapers and magazines, published travel articles and wedding stories and children's poems, and sung numerous songs about body sounds that his kids make.
He's got some spooky poems that came out in 2010.
He's got a bunch of other awesomely chuckleful works just waiting for homes.
He's found the solution to Washkin's Theory of Objectivity. That get your attention? Again, just made it up. Email me if either the theory or Washkin exist.
What else do you want to know about him? (How does his wife put up with him is not a valid question.)

Other words I'm interested in learning the meaning of:
calumph
ooopy
purrsnickety


